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What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”

11.06.2025 11:29

What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”

I was alone there. Firstly, he came and kept his bag, and asked me that he's just coming. I said fine.

By now, he was at least sure that I'm not the kind of girl, he's looking for. With the excuse of a phone call, he moved towards the auditorium.

Me : No. I don't drink coffee, tea anything.

Why do you have to be 18+ to go live on TikTok?

He : If you're free anytime let's catch up. Have some drinks!

Me : I'm around 17 & You? (Don't take me literally)

He : I'm 24.

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I sat there on the bench for a while. There was a boy standing by my side. Seemed an official, but maybe a management graduate. Offcourse well dressed (Cream shirt and black pants), offcourse smart, with a good accent and Delhi attitude (too much slang).

Even in movies, you won't find any guy reaching out to a girl and asking for movies, drinks and chill at the first meet. The female character would literally slap such a guy (in movies).

He : Then let's have some coffee

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He : Oh. You know, I also had Eco major. We both stay in South Delhi. We both are single. So much similiarities. And you're pretty also. What do you do on weekends?

I was already blown that why being a 24 year old, he's being creepy with me.

Me : No. I am a resident of some other state. I'm here in Delhi for studies.

How do I know if I am a bitch? I try to be a nice person but people often jokingly call me a bitch. My family calls me a bitch sometimes too.

Me : I don't drink

Let me tell you, this guy is already an MBA pass-out student and I'm just a Sophomore at my UG.

Me : I don't drink coffee also

Do Flat Earthers exist today? If so, where do they live?

Me : Yes. I'm from Delhi University. Eco Major, 2nd year. Are you from this college?

Let's be a little serious. Is there any “Student of the Year” movie going on here in Delhi/Gurgaon colleges?

I was in an event in a management college of Gurgaon. I didn't knew the campus well. There was still some time left for the event to start. I was waiting for a speaker, who had invited me.

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I am still confused that which nice guy in the world, asks a girl to meet for a movie at the first-ever meet?

Meanwhile, I was wondering from when did Chandigarh came in Madhya Pradesh? Maybe, I need to revisit geography of 10th standard again, or does he need it badly. Management, you know!

He : Btw, you're really pretty.

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He : Tea ?

Me : Thank you.

I was feeling as if I was being flattered too much.

What is after school detention like in your school?

Me : Sure.

Me (a little confused) : I don't know

Me : Because it's month of August.

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By now, I have already understood what he's trying to do. Still, I waited. So, I told him a place nearby to my locality.

He : Okay. Fine. We can just watch a movie. Have some fun. What's your age?

He : I don't understand why it's so hot and humid today.

Who is Meghan Markle and why is she so controversial on the Internet?

He : So, are you here just for the event? What college and course do you have?

He : Cool. No, I'm not from this college. I'm the PR coordinator for their event. Are you from Delhi only?

He : So, are you seeing someone?

Have you ever heard of the god Priapus being the same as the god Phosphorus?

He : Oh, great. I also live around. We stay very close. We can just catch up anytime.

I just like staying by my own self, away from Dora–The Explorers. Genuine people are always welcome :)

Then the friend whom he was with, he also went away to the canteen. Now, only this guy was there alone. Standing!

How did your marriage end?

Me (smiling, hesitant but firm) : I don't think anything.

Me : No

He (smiling) : So, what do you think about me?

Me : Ok. Although, I don't feel age has anything to do with the understanding and experience of a person.

He : Yeah. Getting. I have also been here for years now. But I'm fed with Delhi. I have lived in Mangalore. My family is from Chandigarh. Madhya Pradesh you know.

Yeah, I can understand that you're exploring. You're another “Dora - The Explorer” from Delhi. So, you should also find girls who're just explorers like you. Keep playing DORA-DORA!

He : Yes, Monsoon month. What place do you stay in Delhi?

P.S. : The conversation above is filtered removing all the rubbish, “normal” slangs of metropolitan city's students.